[color=green][size=18]Funny Telegrams[/size][/color]

TELEGRAM 1
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her
clearing B.Ed exams,
which the father receives as :
"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

TELEGRAM 2
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill
station sends a
telegram to his wife :
"I wish you were here."
The message received by wife:
"I wish you were her."

TELEGRAM 3
A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway
station to return to
her husband. At the reservation counter, while her
turn came, it was the
last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to
her in the queue,
she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a
telegram to her husband
which reached as:
"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train,
gave birth to an old lady."

TELEGRAM 4
A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by
throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.

The salesman asks him! what message he wants to put on
the cake.

Well, he thinks for a while and says: let's put, "you
are not getting older you are getting better".

The salesman asks "how do you want me to put it?"

The man says, Well, put "You are not getting older",
at the top and "You Are getting better" at the bottom.

The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened.
The entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:
"You are not getting older at the top, You are getting
better at the bottom".

TELEGRAM 5

A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her
parent's house in Delhi. When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his
servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to
Ajmer. He sent a telegram.
When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.
It was written: "sethji aaj mar gaye !" ( Sethji Ajmer
gaye ).

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